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So, the Rapture didn't happen yesterday. How disappointing. This is the third "apocalypse" I've lived through.

There was the 1994 rapture, Y2K, and now May 21.

I feel either untouchable or that God hates me... And I'm okay with that.

In other news, I am no longer a college student! I am now a slacker! (Changed my profile.)

Also, I created a delicious account. I have bookmarked all of my favorite fanfictions and recipes. Because I like to cook and read fanfic at the same time.

I'm kind of sad that I never bookmarked 98% of the Torchwood fanfiction I've read. I used to read a ton of it back in the day. Along with Firefly and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

I have an amusing anecdote about why I created my delicious account.

Before, I just had a folder in my Firefox bookmarks titled "fanfiction" and I would save my favorite stories in there. Well, in March I went to Pittsburgh with some classmates and was the only one who brought a laptop. And so, everyone asked to use mine, which I was fine with. Until some nosy douche looked through my bookmarks...

It was embarrassing. I try to keep my fandom life separate of my real life.

ETA: This is a text I sent to a friend yesterday: "PS. The longer it takes for you to text me back the longer I believe that you've been raptured, which means the sooner I will steal all your stuff."

Some News

Mar. 3rd, 2011 10:50 am
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Well, this is the second sick day I've taken this week, but since it's my last semester of college I couldn't care a whole lot.

I do feel horrible though.

Anyway, I thought I'd do something productive and post a few news articles I've found.

My home state of Kentucky is doing some bullshit with this anti-bullying bill. Apparently bullying gay kids is totally okay if you're doing in the name of the Lord. Article is here. Some more freedom-of-speech/anti-gay stuff: The Westboro Baptist Church has free rein over funerals ( I know its from Fox News, but don't hold that against me) & kids have the right to wear anti-gay t-shirts in school. (Note: My high school did not allow people to wear the Confederate flag because it could offend the 7 black kids that were enrolled in the school.)

Listen, I'm all for the freedom of speech. But you have to use it wisely. You don't yell fire in a crowded theater, after all. Everyone knows you yell rape.

In other religion stuff, the Bible is being updated!

No longer will that terrible word "holocaust" be used! Instead "burnt offerings" will be used. Because if they can't have the modern Christian reader confuse a sacrifice to God with the death of millions of Jews.

Also, they're finally getting rid of that sexy word "booty," and Mary is no longer a virgin but a "young woman." Good. It was starting to get pornographic.

But that's not all! Gansta's Paradise will no longer have biblical references! Thank God!

I can't wait to download this on my e-book!

(Just kidding. I don't really have an e-book.)

I honestly don't know what to do with this world anymore.
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What the fuck?

Texas Schools Board Rewrites US History with Lessons Promoting God and Guns

Oh yeah. Let's completely re-write history to make the USA look better.

Let's completely fuck up the small, malleable minds of small children.

While we're censoring our history books and racially profiling people, let's just let white supremacists start teaching.

I want to vomit.

It's times like these that I truly hate my country.


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